SONGS ON THE RADIO I’M SICK OF (SO I WILL LISTEN TO THE REMIX)
Spring Break means that I’m in my car more often, which also means that I’m listening to the radio. But wow, how great are the radio DJs at shoving music down your throat like no other. I feel like the radio is on constant repeat, shuffling through the same 4-5 hits. And I’m here to fully recognize this. Let’s start.
Radio Hit #1:
Artist: Flo Rida
Song: Right Round
Times Heard in the Past Week: 26
Okay, it’s cool that Flo Rida has brought back part of the 80s into this generation of music. But I don’t think a lot of people recognize that the reason why this song is so catchy is because you’ve already heard it before. The novelty of having this old Dead or Alive tune was cool for about the first 3 times I heard it.
Flo Rida - Right Round (RossFM Club Remix).mp3 (Mediafire Direct Link)
Flo Rida vs MSTRKRFT - 1000 Times Right Round.mp3 (Mediafire Direct Link)
Radio Hit #2:
Artist: Lady GaGa
Song: Just Dance
Times Heard in the Past Week: 18
This is just ridiculous. How is this song STILL being played on the airwaves. I swear it was months ago when I laughed at its incredibly deep lyrics. It was kind of catchy at the time, but now it’s just downright annoying. I sort of don’t want to dance anymore.
Lady GaGa - Just Dance (The Starters Remix).mp3 (Mediafire Direct Link)
Lady GaGa - Just Dance (Snowcone Remix).mp3 (Mediafire Direct Link)
Radio Hit #3:
Artist: Lady GaGa
Song: Poker Face
Times Heard in the Past Week: 22
How many Lady GaGa songs do we need being played? Apparently two. It’s funny how in one instance, I heard one right after another. Lady GaGa overload? While this hit is fairly new on the airwaves, I’ve already grown weary of this overp-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-played song.
Lady GaGa - Poker Face (Messkid Late Nite Edit).mp3 (Mediafire Direct Link)
Radio Hit #4
Artist: The All-American Rejects
Song: Gives You Hell
Times Heard in the Past Week: 14
I may have a soft spot for The All-American Rejects, but between TAAR and The Bloody Beetroots, it should be no question I’d rather listen to the Beetroots Remix instead.
The All-American Rejects - Gives You Hell (The Bloody Beetroots Remix).mp3 (Mediafire Direct Link)
Radio Hit #5
Artist: Asher Roth
Song: I Love College
Times Heard in the Past Week: 4
Stop. Stop. Stop. This is quite possibly the worst song I’ve ever heard in my life. Please don’t ever play it again, for I fear the unsettling horrendous nature of the song can penetrate my sperm and force myself into a fatherhood of raising douchebag college kids. This song is so bad, that I can’t even find a decent remix of this song. Is it a surprising coincidence that this song sounds really similar to LFO’s Summergirls? Asher Roth, please go away. It was a funny joke, harhar, but it’s time to leave and never return.
- Albert
